Perhaps, 11am, in the Peak District would take the edge off the heat. Eager thoughts turn to the cool breeze wafting through hair, carressing, mopping up any small traces of perspiration. The soft grass greens, lambs bleating, endless fields and limestone walls. Silky striding, sub 6 minute miles eating up the cinder path, onto a pb well under 2:30. The disbelief of the crowds, speechless with admiration.
And then the sun turns its attention to this reverie. Evaporated.
A mixture of Beau Geste and Lawrence of Arabia shimmers throught the heat-haze: the promise of a distant oasis, 26 miles away. Radiant heat reflects from the path, other runners, limestone walls, everywhere. Running in a microwave, dial turned to high, and someone’s just pressed the start button.
The sub 6 minute plan is quietly shelved. Gebrselassie heaves a sigh of relief. He is safe for another year. Sub 7.30 is more the order of the day, in fact, just staying alive seems to be coming (rather too) quickly up the agenda.
We couldn’t be in better hands than Ian Milne and the organisers and helpers from Matlock AC. Plenty of water and much more support than expected around the course. Alsop, Hartington, Parsley Hay, Friden are heaving with cheering crowds. Steve Holt, and his melt in the mouth jelly babies (actually, they were just melted anyway) at Gotham. A rather disinterested chap at Alsop will never know just how close he was to having his Cornetto pinched – I daresay he would have quite easily caught up with me, so I hastily abandoned my cunning plan. Target a toddler next time, must make a note.
The ever present Tommo and Karl (Ripley), a jigsaw of faces, cheers, mile markers, very familiar paths, perfect perspectives off into the hazy distance. Longcliffe; runners slowing, window shopping at drinks stations, browsing, can’t decide; orange or water? 6 miles to go. Hopton Incline, oooh! sub 7.30 pace, then back into any rhythm that suits. The wonderful cool tunnel requires immense willpower to leave.
Middleton Top and the great freewheel into Cromford. A freewheel, apart from Cromford Canal, that seems to exist in some perverse temporal spasm. The mile that isn’t. The camber that shrugs off weary runners into the canal. The bodies taking life at an easier pace, some compliant, moving thoughtfully aside, others inert and oblivious. Helen will tackle this problem with her Tourettes Gun. Finally, the little bridge that signals the turn into the short finish, and the cheer from the NDRC group having taken up station at this point. The gazelle like finish has morphed into a shuffling sweaty, nearly blind and deaf shambles, lurching towards a rather blurry finish line.
And the Oasis? The Rugby Club Bar, and a pint of Ice Cold in Alex, of course.
Cheers!


